- John Oliver on Sunday’s “Last Week Tonight” mocked AT&T for paying Michael Cohen, President Trump’s personal attorney, for “insights into understanding” Trump’s thinking.
- “They put their trust in a political novice who turned out to be a total moron and was actually just bilking them for personal gain,” Oliver said of AT&T and the several companies that admitted to paying Cohen.
- “You want to know how the Trump administration works? Congratulations, you just got a f—ing master class,” he continued.
John Oliver turned his attention, on the latest episode of “Last Week Tonight,” to the series of controversies surrounding President Trump’s personal attorney, Michael Cohen.
“Donald Trump’s personal lawyer and a lawyer so sh—y, he made Trump say, ‘I need someone good — get me Rudy Giuliani on the phone,'” Oliver joked.
In January, a Wall Street Journal report revealed that Cohen had facilitated a $130,000 hush payment to the porn actress Stormy Daniels in the final weeks of the 2016 election campaign to prevent her from coming forward about an alleged affair with Trump.
Last week, Cohen drew further scrutiny after a report from Stormy Daniels’ lawyer, Michael Avenatti, alleged that Cohen’s shell company, Essential Consultants LLC, accepted payments from corporations that included AT&T, Novartis, and Korea Aerospace Industries.
Oliver proceeded to mock AT&T, which is currently in a legal battle with the Justice Department over its proposed merger with HBO’s parent company, Time Warner, for the company’s statement addressing the controversy, saying that they paid Cohen to “provide insights into understanding the new administration.”
“If you want to understand this president’s thinking,” Oliver said, “simply have a donkey kick you in the head five times and then watch Fox News for 72 hours straight. That would give you a pretty good idea of what’s going on his mind.”
“These companies got exactly what they paid for, because they wanted to understand how the Trump administration worked, and think about it: They put their trust in a political novice who turned out to be a total moron and was actually just bilking them for personal gain,” Oliver said of Cohen.
“So, you want to know how the Trump administration works? Congratulations, you just got a f—ing master class.”
Watch a clip from the episode below: